Dear Jo Frost (Super Nanny) and Caesar Milan

You are both awesome, really, and you both have accents which make you even cooler. Anyway, I think you should do a show swap and see how well your techniques work. I'm pretty sure that you'll get similar results and here's why: you both train the parent/owner more than the child/pet, you both emphasize the importance of establishing yourself as the alpha/authority, you both recommend addressing discipline immediately before the child/pet forgets what they're getting in trouble for but you also don't want the child/pet to be fearful.

People would surely be interested in this television experiment and I would love to see Caesar do that claw thing on a child.

Creative Genius,

Kimiko