Note to Self

Foods that offend me:

eggs

meat

salad (especially with eggs or meat)

Food that were put on this earth purely for my enjoyment:

orange juice

potatoes (any possible way they are made, although I think I may have overdid it with the tater tots)

nachos (NO MEAT just black beans, corn, cheese (regular cheese not nacho cheese Yuck!) and lots of sour cream and avocado (but not guacamole, just diced avocado))

How's that for an abuse on parenthesis? But I assure you that you are not having cravings. There is nothing that you can't live without, there are clearly just things that offend you.

Kimiko obviously

Dear Bladder,

What happened to us? We used to have a great relationship, or at least one that I understood. But lately you’ve become, well…a bit needy. Calling me all the time, sometimes for absolutely no reason at all and often multiple times an hour. Today was the last straw my friend. I SPECIFICALLY did not stop to get my normal Starbucks on the way to the dog park so that I wouldn’t have to deal with you, and what happened? The Port-a-John. Now this is where I draw the line. Even without being pregnant that thing is an assault on all my senses. So, snap out of it, you are being pushed around by a baby the size of an apple seed!!

Port-a-John-aphobe,

Kimiko