Tuesday, January 12

Dear Onda,

Can I call you Onda? You're real name is too long and scientific-y. I know we met less than 24 hours ago but I already kind of love you. I mean you're a quarter of the size of those horse pills I have to take everyday and you have the most amazing ability to make me feel like a normal person. I mean who wouldn't want to get rid of that constant hungover feeling, you are amazing. Screw the Sea Bands that only took the edge off, you are unstoppable. Here's to a long and happy relationship.

No really you're awesome

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