Friday, December 11

Dear lady on the plane who almost killed me,

You don’t know this but I am not a mom yet, therefore I do not have the super awesome super power of having eyes in the back of my head. That being said when I’m walking backwards pulling a 300lb cart you might not want to have your ginormous backpack chillin’ in the middle of the aisle. Capeesh? I would have told you this had my hormones not been out of whack requiring me to go cry in the bathroom for five minutes following my near death experience.

No you can’t have another water,


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