Friday, December 11

Dear Target Cashier,

You are way too chatty. The last twelve million times you’ve rung me up I have not wanted a Target card …I do not want one today, I am not going to enter in any code on any kiosk anywhere…ever and if you reprimand me one more time for sliding my card from left to right as opposed to right to left…Well, I’ll have to Judo chop you in the throat.

I am not the one,



Also added to your list of offenses, you did not redeem my $1 instant coupon for that pregnancy test so now not only am I knocked up but I am also out a dollar. You are ruthless!!

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