First of all I have to say that I have always been proud of you, all perky and awesome and perfect. But lately you’ve been different: you’re not fitting into any of the cute bras you have, you’re kind of being hurtful and easily irritated and let’s be honest you’re really kind of letting yourself go. I fear that the worst is yet to come but have no fear. Should you end up where you don’t belong I fully intend to place you where God intended…right under my chin.
So long for now,