Monday, December 21

Dear Self,

It would be super awesome if you could stop crying all the time, really. I realize your hormones are out of whack and that this can be a sensitive time but honestly snap out of it!! The Lord of the Rings really should not send you into a fit of hysterics and neither should your messy kitchen. I promise you if you don't knock it off you are going to give Mr. Awesome a complex (which is hard if not impossible to do considering considering his awesomeness). However, you have noticed that he's started to show a slight tick every time your eyes start to well up combined with a horrified expression like he just accidently cut one of your fingers off. It's sad.
So if you're not going to stop for yourself (and your make-up) at least do it for Mr. Awesome.

Dry it up Missy,

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